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                         Innocent Gothic Boy Vomits
                          Appreciated by Snarfblat

From: mnemonic@netcom.com (Rev Lebaredian)
Subject: Innocent Gothic Boy Vomits
Newsgroups: alt.fondle.vomit
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 12:45:18 GMT

The following is a true story of a tender loving Gothic Boy/Girl that he 
told me.  If anybody questions this story, we can obtain the name, address
phone #, picture, shoe size, hair lint, and vomit sample(fondled and all):


  Once upon a time in the land where rocks are eagles the boy of Gothdom
called PUNCHY(for all practicle purposes)  was shmoozin around in his land
of green flowers with his kiddlin sistar watchin there kanine dogster
squeezin a sweet frump on the bed of green.  At their delight, the        
poochey-kin took of it's precious lawn cigar a wiff of oderiphous sent.    
In one quick smoof mistar woffey-woofer champed down the greasy chunk of 
brownie roll(yummy-yooom-yimmy).
  The powie-pooch then gurgled in extuseey!  AND fountaned his everloving
lumpchinks of mutt-dirt-sculpture over the greeny tundra.  To the     
boogey-eyed stretched-lipped limpin-lobed amazement of the donnie and marie
of the nindies, punky-pupper swiped up his uncle RALPH(a.ka. RALPHOO!ma)   
and swallered his baby-luv for the twise tam.
  This didn't cuddle in nicely with punchy's all knowin luve seete.  There
was gurglin bublin rumplin tumplin good time gone ahn in the old man food
SAC of dair old PUNCHY.  Mr. tappypooke said g'by to mr. pres sir Kennedy    
launched up the lunchski.  GOODTIm I'LL bE DamNED goothic punchyrello blew
the biale ONTO! the concrate wer the der yung SHATdoggy lapped up ms. 
pukleteat and freinds from the CHANKland rat beefore the virgine ahs of the
dear shlubbin MISSY SISSY ENgothereney!ponchereno.

  THIS DANT NOT NO seemely SAt wrat in th'lubbin ol' nostrilites of the all
MATTY eas o bucket O' ]}[}92"9GODDYgoodyFODgodGie.  An he seta down the ohl
matty power o'd'lode off herlin merlin hissy pissy shissy tissy wissy kissy
sissy smass of mr. freind yellowchank ...  And browt forthey NaTuReS pLuNgEr
on sisso mismo, han sheey not without my daughter vormited on the patty'o o'
sin'o.

What happen after tis a mistery ofall time.

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